Why Slobproof!?

We make furniture for real life.  Pets. kids. A sloppy spouse. We've got you covered!  Slobproof! holds up to whatever you can throw at it.  We guarantee it.  So go ahead - eat, drink, play, sleep, and live your life with comfort and style with Slobproof! furniture.

What You Need to Know...

  • Indestructible:  Stain-resistant, odor-proof, moisture-proof, and anti-microbial fabrics and 100% kiln-dried maple hardwood frames

  • Unbeatable Quality: each piece is hand-made in North Carolina from locally sourced materials

  • Superior Comfort: extra dense luxury cushions provide superior and long-lasting comfort

  • Safe for Your Home: certified free of any harmful chemicals, off-gassing and flame retardants

  • Eco-friendly: SFI approved frames, plant-based foam cushions and GREENGUARD Gold certified

  • Guaranteed for Life: life-time warranties on frames and cushions and five-year warranty on fabrics

  • Created by one of Washington, DC's top-rated interior design firms

Indestructible Fabrics

Slobproof! fabrics are the softest, most durable fabrics on the market.  Our fabric is:

  • Stain-resistant
  • Moisture-proof
  • Odor-proof
  • Anti-microbial
  • Abrasion-resistant 
  • Guaranteed for five years! 

How? Each fiber is engineered with a patented protective barrier that handles whatever you can throw at it.  No harmful chemicals.  Our fabrics pass CA Standard Section 01350 for indoor air quality and are GREENGUARD Gold Certified - proven safe for your home and the environment.

Real Hardwood Frames

No wood-filler, cheap plywood or machine lines - only the highest quality materials and craftsmanship. Slobproof frames are:

  • Made from locally sourced 100% kiln-dried maple hardwood and Sustainable Forestry Initiative (SFI) approved
  • Completely manufactured and assembled by hand at our factories in North Carolina
  • Double-doweled and glued with blocked corners and joint breakers for added reinforcement
  • Assembled with 8-gauge, sinuous no-sag springs to ensure superior seat support and durability
  • Lifetime warranty

Luxury Cushions

Slobproof! luxury cushions are made from extra-dense 2.5lb foam designed for long-lasting comfort and durability.  While your run-of-the-mill cushion will get crushed over the years, ours will retain form and support for life.  Our cushions feature:

  • 2.5lb foam core banded with polyester fiber for maximum support
  • Natural plant-based soy foam free of fluorocarbons or other harmful materials  
  • Down-proof ticking for added cushion protection 
  • Life-time warranty





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